You think that's bad? My dentist asked me, a Star Wars afficionado, what alien race the Salacious Crumb from Star Wars was, which is the basically the same things as questioning my religious views.

I didn't know. It's Kowakian monkey-lizards, by the way. Then that scum charged me a $25 copay after dunking on me in front of the hygienist. I hope he vomits the next time he's on Star Tours.