Jun 26, 2023
You can ride on my back, like Yoda in the swamps of Dagobah.
I don't like sand. It's course, it's rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere. Not like you.
Written by Victor Cardenas
Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.