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Pretty sure you can’t get a house for a blowjob these days, Dorothy.
Claire Franky
Victor Cardenas
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You can in Dubai. But it's not worth it.
Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.
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