Victor Cardenas
Aug 20, 2023

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What if there's a fire because you forgot to turn off the rice cooker, but it's not one of those fancy rice cookers that just sits in the corner staying politely warm and what if the fire has already spread to the hallwa-- OH MY GOOOOOOO

Seems like outside the home might be better.

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Victor Cardenas
Victor Cardenas

Written by Victor Cardenas

Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.

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