We can buy a vacuum sealer and make our own adult Capri Suns.

It will also help to deaden the pain if you've impregnated me with a horrifying chitinous alien creature with two mouths that will burst out of my abdomen. I can die knowing that we had some fun before my untimely death. This can be our version of "A Walk to Remember". Our genre is terminally ill romance with elements of sci-fi body horror.