"Twatwaffle" gets you of scott free due to the law of humor.

…haven’t because I don’t have the balls and because she’s a police officer. And I’m pretty sure that saying the word “twat” gets you eight years in the clink. So, I keep calm by imagining her horse biting her.
I Can Finally Call Her a Twat
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Claire Franky
Victor Cardenas
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"Twatwaffle" gets you of scott free due to the law of humor. 

Think on this, would yu rather get off or get 8?
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Written by Victor Cardenas1K Followers
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Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.
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