This is fire. Let Oscar cook!

…e has strangled chivalry, so you can be sure that nobody asked your Valentine out on February 14th. Let them marinate in a stew of sadness and vulnerability for a few days, until they are willing to say yes to anyone with a pulse and Pot of Gold chocolates. Which brings me to our next step.
How to Get Laid on Valentine’s Day
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Oscar Rhea
Victor Cardenas
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Feb 16, 2024
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This is fire. Let Oscar cook!
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Written by Victor Cardenas1K Followers
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Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.
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