Then the kids will say, "she's some pig". I never named my child Templeton for similar reasons.

Wait? You’re saying if I name my kid Scarlett all the kids will call her Scar Face? I’d better change her name to Charlotte just to be safe.
Call Me a Bad Mom: My Parenting Looks Different Because It Is
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Then the kids will say, "she's some pig". I never named my child Templeton for similar reasons.
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Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.
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