The Poolside Party Pooper

The Poolside Party Pooper (PPP) doesn't care that the DJ has 7 years of relevant experience and excellence in the field of DJing. The PPP has a different idea- that idea is to drown out the professional in favor of their own awful musical preference. This audiological assailant is the type of person that scrolls aimlessly through social media and texts their ex at the movie theater. This is the type of person that hysterically laughs at the word "Molly" as if its an esoteric joke about some kid they knew in 4th grade. This type of miscreant tends to be for the streets, but rest assured- their phone is for the pool. Don't worry, their phone assuredly lacks an IP rating or an insurance policy. They simply can't repeat this behavior. They used their last $20 to buy synthetic weed from a brooding, mustachioed person loitering outside the M&Ms store on the strip.