The grill was innocent in all of this.

…hile my husband spent every Friday night dealing with her fuckery. I also ate a slice of his pizza. And drove our grill into the middle of the forest never to be seen again.
Our Neighbor Made Us Pay for What We Did to Her
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Claire Franky
Victor Cardenas
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The grill was innocent in all of this. You should have driven it upstate to be be used by volunteers wearing white New Balance shoes, cutoff shorts, and a stained white tank top.
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Written by Victor Cardenas1K Followers
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Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.
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