That's all true, but celebrities haven't tried my delicious banana bread with walnuts.

…, no woman in show business or in Hollywood is interested in knowing about you. They probably think you are ugly, gross, and disgusting for not having as much money as they do.
Celebrities don't give a fuck about you. Why do you love them so much?
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That's all true, but celebrities haven't tried my delicious banana bread with walnuts. Victor-1, Celebs-0
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Written by Victor Cardenas1K Followers
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Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.
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