That doesn't matter, Lin.

e of the cool kids. I feel so uncool at the moment. Heck, I don’t even have a heart cutout badge on my Medium profile, like the one …that iPhone 3 isn’t good enough. I need to be one of the cool kids. I feel so uncool at the moment. Heck, I don’t even have a heart cutout badge on my Medium profile, like the one on yours.
A Letter to Dear, Sweet Mr. Santa Claus
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Victor Cardenas
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Dec 13, 2023
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That doesn't matter, Lin. What matters is making it rain pennies on your head. And here I am, doing so.
-FoM Victor
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Written by Victor Cardenas1K Followers
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Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.
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