Take my 50 claps and get out of here. I nearly choked on my coffee after reading this line.

I hustle hard every day. I’m a busy woman. I wake up at 5 AM, drink a glass of cement — water is for pussies — go to the gym to stare at juggling male buttocks and then come back home to invest in NFTs.
How It’s Like To Date an Ultra High-Value Alpha Woman Like Myself
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Take my 50 claps and get out of here. I nearly choked on my coffee after reading this line.
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Written by Victor Cardenas1K Followers
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Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.
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