Somewhere, Justin Timberlake is smiling.

…irteen minutes and a shit ton of bribery, she concluded that a goat sticker was the best one for me and slapped it onto my nipple.
My Toddler Has Become a Common Criminal
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Victor Cardenas
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Somewhere, Justin Timberlake is smiling.
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Written by Victor Cardenas1K Followers
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Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.
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