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“Yeah, but that’s chocolate. Custard is some kind of cow spunk.”

My Date Tried to Give Me His Custard
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Claire Franky

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Victor Cardenas
Victor Cardenas

Written by Victor Cardenas

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Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.

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