Jul 9, 2023
Our alien baby. It will look more like me, but be ferocious like you. Our miraculous little killer child. Great for the pump and for getting through the lines at amusement parks. ❤️
Written by Victor Cardenas
Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.