Okay, I shot the talking lion, but he keeps on coming back for more.

…the wardrobe. Take it outside and set it on fire (remove your shirts first), standing nearby with a shotgun to kill anything that comes out.
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Okay, I shot the talking lion, but he keeps on coming back for more. I don't know what to do anymore.
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Written by Victor Cardenas1K Followers
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Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.
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