Sep 11, 2023
Okay, but I'm a farm-to-fork freegan sommelier. My ability to make shit up outpaces your ability to squash it. Speaking of squash, is that a delectable locavore squash behind you?
Written by Victor Cardenas
Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.