Victor Cardenas
Sep 15, 2023

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Oh gosh. I used to often drink a foul combination of Red Bull and a Pepsi when I was in college. I would take one sip after the other. I was working two jobs and putting myself through school. That was brutal.

I wouldn't be surprised if a cardiologist told me one day that I have the heart of a 10-year cocaine addict.

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Victor Cardenas
Victor Cardenas

Written by Victor Cardenas

Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.

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