Offense taken. Wanton consumerism is fine, but pickles aren't.

…social structure are best summarized by the black Friday deals I found in my Walmart last November. It was a pickle festival of bodies stuck in the giant jar of consumerism. It wasn’t a pretty sight.
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May 15, 2024
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Offense taken. Wanton consumerism is fine, but pickles aren't.
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Written by Victor Cardenas1K Followers
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Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.
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