"Of course he does" he thought to himself. He began to pace back and forth across the room deep in concentration. "I'm already the sexiest man, even though I'm not the best at math (maths) or reigning in my ego."
He continued, "Perhaps I can use these hips and this juicy booty™ to win and then somehow leverage that to get a functioning Medium app for Android!" he screamed to no one in particular.

Having a functional app seemed incredibly farfetched, but that didn't stop him from dreaming.