Nothing makes me angrier than a rotted cucumber.

People throw away their personal dirt and various debris (cucumbers, coffee, empty cans, you name it) from their balconies right down over your head.
One Month in a Tropical Paradise: The Sad Truth That Nobody Talks About
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Victor Cardenas
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May 10, 2023
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Nothing makes me angrier than a rotted cucumber. Cucumber water, people! It's delicious and refreshing. I stan for the cuke.
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Written by Victor Cardenas1K Followers
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Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.
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