Next time buy a Game Genie or call the Nintendo Tipline. Yeesh!

… to my brother, I sprung out of the chair like Ryu in Ninja Gaiden, struck a martial arts pose, and blasted out the boards of my chair in one quick and powerful Bruce Lee-styled punch. It was unbelievable.
I Was So Angry, I Broke a Chair
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Victor Cardenas
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Sep 4, 2022
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Next time buy a Game Genie or call the Nintendo Tipline. Yeesh!
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Written by Victor Cardenas1K Followers
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Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.
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