InMuddyUmbyVictor CardenasThe ElevatorJust two buttons — what could go wrong?Mar 22, 202421Mar 22, 202421
InDoctor FunnybyVictor CardenasNEW This Spring —Blanche Vaniglia’s Creamcore Line!Contrast is for children and the austereApr 2, 202414Apr 2, 202414
InWrite Under the MoonbyVictor CardenasShooting BlanksA 99% effective form of verse control.Apr 13, 202422Apr 13, 202422
InThe ShortformbyVictor CardenasI Denounced a Strip Club ContractLocal pest control owner speaks outApr 27, 202412Apr 27, 202412
InWrite Under the MoonbyVictor CardenasLife Went South and Got Me by the BallsI’m just a man, flesh and blood. And I can’t take any more ‘a this crud.May 8, 202413May 8, 202413
InThe HavenbyVictor CardenasI Gained Inspiration at the Drive-ThruFries, milkshakes, and postpartum life lessons. Who knew?May 15, 202412May 15, 202412
InPitfallbyVictor CardenasAre you on Sweet Potato (Potato/X/Bluesky Disruptor)?My honest review of this disruptive social media platformMay 17, 202418May 17, 202418
InMuddyUmbyVictor CardenasConduct a Perfect Break-up in Three Minutes Or Less!Be callous without maliceMay 24, 20246May 24, 20246
InDoctor FunnybyVictor CardenasDisney to Purchase Peak of MT. EverestEntertainment juggernaut will add Genie+ Lightning Lane to ease trafficJun 15, 202414Jun 15, 202414
InDoctor FunnybyVictor CardenasI Took A Massive Dump in the First Class LavatoryA tale of two explosionsJun 16, 202420Jun 16, 202420
InFunny, Inc.byVictor CardenasStolen Valor Seemed Like an Easy FixI got addicted to free cinnamon buns and ruined my friend’s dayJun 22, 202416Jun 22, 202416
InDoctor FunnybyVictor CardenasHooters Restaurants Are Going Tits Up — Here’s WhyBreast is best, but the economy is messedJul 14, 202419Jul 14, 202419
InMuddyUmbyVictor CardenasI Only Wear Underwear on August 5It’s just the bare necessities every other dayAug 5, 202417Aug 5, 202417
InAll About MbyVictor CardenasA So-Called ‘Expansion’ of the Medium Partner ProgramA ‘supreme’ blunder and the isolation of a great nationAug 18, 202411Aug 18, 202411
InFunny, Inc.byVictor CardenasHave You Tried This Delicious Gas Station Burrito?Fairly sure there will be no negative health effectsSep 10, 202413Sep 10, 202413
InThe PubbyVictor CardenasYou’re Invited to My Birthday Bash — Lucky You!Fingerling sandwiches and bloviating poetry to celebrate MESep 18, 202423Sep 18, 202423
InThe HavenbyVictor CardenasTech Billionaires Want To Create a New City in the San Francisco Bay AreaThe masses are asinine — I’m all for California ForeverOct 7, 202412Oct 7, 202412