Victor Cardenas
Feb 20, 2023

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It's not you, it's just that they never bring out the spumoni on schedule. That's when I hit them with the fake tip. It's super effective!

Does anyone know what that spittle looking stuff on the Spicy Spaghetti Vesuvius is?

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Victor Cardenas
Victor Cardenas

Written by Victor Cardenas

Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.

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