I'm impressed by the high level of hygiene displayed in this story.

…cket of disinfectant wipes from the trunk, I wiped the footwell of my car and hands with them while singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star fourteen fucking times.
A Killer Left Me a Gift
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Claire Franky
Victor Cardenas
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Mar 18, 2024
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I'm impressed by the high level of hygiene displayed in this story.
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Written by Victor Cardenas1K Followers
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Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.
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