I'm 5'8", enjoy long walks on the beach, and making fun of thighs that are too long while there.

I should explain. My legs aren’t short in a “she’s 5'1” and cute” way. I’m a boringly average 5' 5". I have an average-length torso and average-length lower legs. But my thighs… Short as fuck!
The Reason Men Don’t Choose Me
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Victor Cardenas
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Jun 26, 2023
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I'm 5'8", enjoy long walks on the beach, and making fun of thighs that are too long while there.
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Written by Victor Cardenas1K Followers
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Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.
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