Victor Cardenas
Jan 30, 2023

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I'll show favor to you by throwing you a crossbow at the pit. Then you can live in the 'penthouse' with the other non-pickle lovers. The penthouse will be made of sticks, crudely-fashioned ropes, and communal love.

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Victor Cardenas
Victor Cardenas

Written by Victor Cardenas

Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.

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