Victor Cardenas
Mar 30, 2024

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If you want to knife fight in the streets, just say so, Nour.

My problems are between me, god, the people that pay to read Medium, my therapist, 16 of my closest co-workers, the janitor that stopped running their vacuum after hours, Reddit, that gas station wall back in 1999, and the NSA.

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Victor Cardenas
Victor Cardenas

Written by Victor Cardenas

Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.

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