Aug 26, 2022
I'd like to present my deacon application by scoring myself on a scale 0-100
Qualifications: 0
Charisma: 100
Ethics: 17
Willingness to commit salacious acts with members: 100
Written by Victor Cardenas
Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.