I guess it was a bad idea to watch all those Nickelodeon shows as a kid.

… a young person go into their schoolhouse and open fire on their classmates?”, asked Johnson. It’s “because we’ve taught generations that you evolve from the primordial slime.”³ As for how to prevent future massacres, Johnson advises people to “pray that the evil can end an…
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I guess it was a bad idea to watch all those Nickelodeon shows as a kid.
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Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.
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