I feel personally attacked! It's a scorpion and frog kind of thing, Carlo. I'm the scorpion.

…abitual corpse pose, I will unroll one of my two traditional Horse Stall Mats to do some down dogs (also known as Downward Dogs for the obnoxiously pedantic).
Blood Stains On My Horse Stall Mat
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Carlo Zeno
Victor Cardenas
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Sep 16, 2023
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I feel personally attacked! It's a scorpion and frog kind of thing, Carlo. I'm the scorpion.
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Written by Victor Cardenas1K Followers
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Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.
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