How's your swaddle, dude?

… right to question my cooking, my authority, or my relentless pursuit to take the piss out of him. (My nappy changing skills are on point.)
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How's your swaddle, dude? Don't show up all braggadocious, unless you can wrap that child up like a supreme veggie burrito with extra salsa*.

*Just don't eat the kid, okay?
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Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.
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