Hello, Carlo. My name is H. Salt Esq. And I represent the Snickers Brand. The head CEO, Mr. Snicker himself would like to offer you a $1500 6-month contract to hire you for your unique blend of humor and anger. Mr. Snicker thinks your piece is pure art and would like to the invite you to the Thick Building on a day when the groundskeepers will not be pleasant. Please let us know what your decision is at your earliest convenience.