Victor Cardenas
Apr 11, 2023

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Everything but the riddles.

The last time I tried to solve a riddle, the drunk and stoned innkeeper caused me to burp for an hour because I guessed incorrectly. One of my party members tried to solve the riddle, and we were granted access to the underground basement pharmacy.

Obviously, my stamina was too high. So I opted for the health potion as a reward.

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Victor Cardenas
Victor Cardenas

Written by Victor Cardenas

Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.

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