Ever read the Bible? It's bolded, italicized, and some editions even have red print! How about a script? A comic book?

I should really just write my own article, but once you can write something competently in the germane, expected, and customary way... it's time to fuck some eyeballs up!

Pull that quote.

P.S. for Robin only. I would have bolded and italicized the shit out of this comment if I weren't on the hellish mobile app.