Do you identify more as a fruit fly, ant, or cockroach in your love for sugar?

…r beings slumped over their bowls of fettuccini alfredo, they usually panic and offer free dessert. Unlike you “normals,” sugar is good for our highly advanced bodily systems.
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Do you identify more as a fruit fly, ant, or cockroach in your love for sugar?
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Written by Victor Cardenas1K Followers
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Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.
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