Clearly, you need to write the stop writing lists on 100 things no ones care about.

Item #1 will be alternatives to soap. Item #2 will be this Miss Manners crap that went the way of the dodo due to guns, dirty bombs, nuclear stockpiles, etc. Item #3 will be creaky joint rants because we already have Crow's Feet and Boomers, Bitches, Babes, and Bastard Children Living with us in our McMansion Until We Die. Item #4 is yet another age-based rant. See above and make sure you get your prostate checked. Not you, grandma.