Victor Cardenas
Aug 20, 2022

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Cal has a future as an adaptive PE coach. The parent might actually learn the correct lesson when the young person who was wronged becomes a success careerwise.

My other idea is to hire a bunch of theater kids to follow her around for a week like a Greek chorus and occasionally yell out "racist" in weird alternating tones. Once she gets banned from Hot Dog on a Stick at the mall, she'll get the message.

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Victor Cardenas
Victor Cardenas

Written by Victor Cardenas

Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.

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