AI writing is great at generating content like "3 Ways to Wipe Your Bum Bum" or "Why I Eat Sugar Free Applesauce Every Day".

AI is not great at generating humorous content with multi-layered jokes that represent abstractions of language.

Therefore, I annoint myself the cultural and spiritual leader of Medium. Meet me at the mountaintop, fellow writers. We'll make the pickle lovers knife-fight over an alligator pit once we settle in.