Ahem. "Polymath, Masseuse, and Dancer"

Fuck it, I’ll wear a bikini and five-inch heels and take my new business cards that read, “Masseuse and Dancer”.
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Ahem. "Polymath, Masseuse, and Dancer"
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Written by Victor Cardenas1K Followers
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Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.
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