Victor Cardenas
Mar 28, 2023

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Adeline, with all due respect, the free radicals may have done their worst. You're going to need to flavonoids quickly and in order to maintain your health.

I prescribe (not a doctor) one giant dark chocolate bar covered in açaí and smashed blueberries once per day for a month.

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Victor Cardenas
Victor Cardenas

Written by Victor Cardenas

Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.

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