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… a groomed garden when doing mouth-to-south resuscitation. And when I have a (prospective) partner, I tend to keep a clean clam because some men don’t need another excuse to not find the clitosaurus.

Whoreoscope: What Your Pubes Shape Says About Your Personality
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Victor Cardenas
Victor Cardenas

Written by Victor Cardenas

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Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.

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