PinnedVictor CardenasinThe ShortformFrom Russia to Me With Love…Actually — hard pass on the rubles4d ago94d ago9
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PinnedVictor CardenasinSaid DifferentlyYour Credit Card Balance Should Be Displayed Above YouConsumption would look a lot differentOct 138Oct 138
PinnedVictor CardenasinMuddyUmI Don’t Need a Second KidneyBut you do and I’ve got one for saleJul 1411Jul 1411
PinnedVictor CardenasinDoctor FunnyHooters Restaurants Are Going Tits Up — Here’s WhyBreast is best, but the economy is messedJul 1419Jul 1419
Victor CardenasinMuddyUmHow I Got Through November 5Don’t try this at home — unless you possess incredible hand-to-eye coordination and a great mirror14h ago914h ago9
Victor CardenasinThe HavenTech Billionaires Want To Create a New City in the San Francisco Bay AreaThe masses are asinine — I’m all for California ForeverOct 712Oct 712
Victor CardenasinThe MemoiristMy First Bullies Taught Me How to Protect My SonA lesson learned 25 years later.Oct 55Oct 55
Victor CardenasinDoctor FunnyIn Defense of Jizz2023 didn’t go as planned, but I’m making peace with it and moving forwardSep 258Sep 258
Victor CardenasinThe PubYou’re Invited to My Birthday Bash — Lucky You!Fingerling sandwiches and bloviating poetry to celebrate MESep 1823Sep 1823