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Victor Cardenas

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Victor Cardenas
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Doctor Funny

Disney to Purchase Peak of MT. Everest

Entertainment juggernaut will add Genie+ Lightning Lane to ease traffic

3 min readJun 15, 2024

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Disney to Purchase Peak of MT. Everest

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Victor Cardenas
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Write Under the Moon

Life Went South and Got Me by the Balls

I’m just a man, flesh and blood. And I can’t take any more ‘a this crud.

2 min readMay 8, 2024

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a man playing the guitar

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Victor Cardenas
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The Haven

I Gained Inspiration at the Drive-Thru

Fries, milkshakes, and postpartum life lessons. Who knew?

3 min readMay 15, 2024

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A businessman in business attire busily takes a phone call.

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Victor Cardenas
in
Funny, Inc.

Stolen Valor Seemed Like an Easy Fix

I got addicted to free cinnamon buns and ruined my friend’s day

3 min read3 days ago

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A seal

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Victor Cardenas
in
Doctor Funny

I Took A Massive Dump in the First Class Lavatory

A tale of two explosions

3 min readJun 16, 2024

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I Took A Massive Dump in the First Class Lavatory

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Victor Cardenas
in
BetterMoolah

What I Do with My Writing Money

On intentionality and investments.

4 min readMay 31, 2024

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A single dollar stands alone.

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Victor Cardenas
in
MuddyUm

Conduct a Perfect Break-up in Three Minutes Or Less!

Be callous without malice

3 min readMay 24, 2024

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“It’s not you, it’s me” breakup text message.

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Victor Cardenas
in
Pitfall

Are you on Sweet Potato (Potato/X/Bluesky Disruptor)?

My honest review of this disruptive social media platform

3 min readMay 17, 2024

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It’s a potato, but sweet.

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Victor Cardenas
in
The Shortform

I Denounced a Strip Club Contract

Local pest control owner speaks out

1 min readApr 27, 2024

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I Denounced a Strip Club Contract

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Victor Cardenas
in
Write Under the Moon

Shooting Blanks

A 99% effective form of verse control.

2 min readApr 13, 2024

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The orange-handled scissors they’ll use to snip me.

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Victor Cardenas

Victor Cardenas

he/him

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Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.

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