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Victor Cardenas

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MuddyUm

The Elevator

Just two buttons — what could go wrong?

3 min readMar 22, 2024

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The Elevator

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Write Under the Moon

I’m From The Gutter

An autobiographical poem on growing up.

3 min readMar 11, 2024

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A sewer grate in black and white. Steam exits the grate.

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Write Under the Moon

Something Audacious — A Romance Poem

Oops — I said something audacious Dropping hints Anew

2 min readMar 14, 2024

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Two people holding hands with a sunset as a backdrop.

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The Haven

It’s Getting Hot in Here — So Write off All Your Clothes

Americans! Let’s tie tax season 2024 up.

5 min readMar 2, 2024

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The shadowed outline of a woman’s back with the text “tax season 2024” added in a garish pink and sea foam green font.

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Victor Cardenas
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Write Under the Moon

Life Went South and Got Me by the Balls

I’m just a man, flesh and blood. And I can’t take any more ‘a this crud.

2 min read3 days ago

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a man playing the guitar

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Victor Cardenas
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The Shortform

I Denounced a Strip Club Contract

Local pest control owner speaks out

1 min readApr 27, 2024

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I Denounced a Strip Club Contract

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Victor Cardenas
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Write Under the Moon

Shooting Blanks

A 99% effective form of verse control.

2 min readApr 13, 2024

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The orange-handled scissors they’ll use to snip me.

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Victor Cardenas
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Doctor Funny

NEW This Spring —Blanche Vaniglia’s Creamcore Line!

Contrast is for children and the austere

3 min readApr 2, 2024

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woman in beige leotard bending her head and neckbward

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Victor Cardenas

Thirty Minutes To Ponder Life

No time to waste, let’s get moving.

4 min readMar 26, 2024

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Man staring at the sunset

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Victor Cardenas

Medium Pub Crawl Day 1— My Takeaways

2024 Edition?

3 min readMar 20, 2024

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Medium Pub Crawl Day 1— My Takeaways

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Victor Cardenas

Victor Cardenas

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Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's bool. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.

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