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3 Things I Learned From Running This Week
After writing a small handful of original pieces and allowing a week or two to pass, I have decided to skip past the part where I slowly become a writing success through humility and hard work. It’s now time for my self-aware, hypercapitalist, content farming death spiral into also-ran writer culture. Along the way, I’ll also be pointing out how athletic, interesting, and industrious I am and that’s why I have 17.266 Doge (nearly $.08!) in the bank (does anyone know if it’s possible to deposit Doge into the bank?). Check out my free PDF on my website, it will reveal the 16 secrets ofhow to buy high and sell low by being out running or taking a nap during critical investment market downturns.
1. I’ve Got Muscles There
Okay, I guess I’m not that athletic. I can’t believe after one sentence, ONE FREAKING SENTENCE, the self-defeating behavior sets in. Okay, this ship needs to get back on track (I currently have no editor, so mixed metaphors are totally permissible). Think self, think! Hey, look behind you! Is that a rabid pack of angry squirrels with an added zoonotic transmission of monkeypox coming straight toward you at a rapid clip? Ahem, back to the confidence. My muscles in my legs are incredibly sore. Which can only mean my leg muscles are sufficiently defined such that you might even find them attractive. I've run 32.7 miles…
